I am incredible

Guess what folks, I'm the center of the universe! Now that all of you reading this are laughing your heads off, I will prove it. The universe has no edge as far as we can tell. Motion is relative, and therefore no one can understand exactly what it feels like to another person to move. Therefore, as no one can tell what it is like for me to move, I might very well be shifting the universe around me. Since the universe has no discernible edge, any point within it could be the center. Also, the universe is constantly changing shape. With that knowledge, the center may be moving around inside. The Milky Way Galaxy is moving. The sun is moving at 300 mph. Earth is moving at about 67,000 plus mph. Relative, of course to the rest of the universe. What most people don't realize is that everything is just moving around me. The sun orbits Earth at 67,000 plus mph, and the earth moves around me at 1,000 mph as well. The Milky Way Galaxy moves around the sun at 300 mph. The universe moves around the Milky Way Galaxy at whatever speed it does. I am the center.

Another One

Been talking to the women folk, and one of two specific thought that I had stopped liking her, and the other told me she thought of me as a brother type. Sticky situations, but they came out okay.

Woo hoo!

Concerts are amazing. Sometimes, they exceed amazing, and become epic. They normally only exceed amazing and reach epic when you are playing in the concert, or when you get a standing ovation, or when you feel a song deserves a standing ovation. I got a standing ovation. It was epic. If you want to comment and tell me what you think is epic, go ahead. In fact, please do. Some of my favorite epic things are swords, fire, breakfast cereal, Looney Toons, longboards, and duct tape.

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Hi everyone, I [might] have a broken finger. It hurts really bad when i touch it or move it. Not being masochistic, I don't touch or move my finger if I can avoid it.

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I was thinking of calling this 10% chance of sunshine, but realized that was almost copying my brother.