Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Music

So, today I gave this girl a CD of songs that we like in this really cool case. It's one of those CD cases that has a lever and a button thingy that you push to make the CD come out. She was entertained for the rest of lunch. :)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Honor Bound

Jared, Justin, John, and Joe
Lied and lied, they didn't know
That meaning yes and saying no
Would not make their honor grow.

Perchance some sly and sickly spy
Has gone and told them all a lie
And maybe that's the reason why
Their honor's left there, high and dry.

Their honor's feeling pretty bad
If you were it, would you feel sad?
I bet that lying makes it mad.
Instead of lying, make it glad.

Justin, Jared, Joe, and John
Know how to go right on and on,
Because their lies make them withdrawn:
The feeling left when honor's gone.

Justin cheats on every test,
So teachers thought him to be best,
But as a doctor now he's dressed.
His honor faded, broken, messed.

Jared forged his father's check,
A simple shuffling of the deck,
But now he's dead and on to heck.
His honor lost, 'cause he's a wreck.

Joe looked into politics,
Biden time, but doesn't fix
The little pokes, the little pricks,
That honor sees as bitter tricks.

John no longer lies a ton,
He's married now, has lots of fun.
He loves his wife, and loves his son,
So goes life when honor's won.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Seasons

The change of the seasons, the turn of the earth, and the firm, unchanging stars tell me to shut up. Oh well, maybe I was mistaken... Anyway, it is summer now. Summer is incredibly boring most of the time, but sometimes it is really fun. Occasionally it is really busy, like last weekend. we put in a concrete slab for our new crawl-space. It was boring and hard. Sort of... Well, it all turned out okay because we got pizza. Pizza is the food of the GODS! (aka: Ambrosia). Papa Murphey's pizza is the best pizza ever! They had this one, you may have tried it, that became my favorite pizza of all time. Then they took it off their menu because it was just a special that they had for a while. I was depressed for a... few hours? Anyway, it was a thin crust pizza with their gourmet white sauce, zucchini (i know, right?), chicken, cheddar and mozzarella, red pepper flakes, and this amazing sweet & sour sauce. I am not normally a fan of sweet & sour sauce, but this stuff was amazing on that pizza. It was titled the Thai Chicken delite pizza.

You may have noticed that I got a bit off topic. The title and first two sentences had it and it fell apart from there. I have crazy thought processes.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Invisible

Basically, I am a facade. If I took all my facades off, I would not exist. That is the reason for this blog: to find out who I am. If you have any points of view on the subject, please feel free to share them.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

I am incredible

Guess what folks, I'm the center of the universe! Now that all of you reading this are laughing your heads off, I will prove it. The universe has no edge as far as we can tell. Motion is relative, and therefore no one can understand exactly what it feels like to another person to move. Therefore, as no one can tell what it is like for me to move, I might very well be shifting the universe around me. Since the universe has no discernible edge, any point within it could be the center. Also, the universe is constantly changing shape. With that knowledge, the center may be moving around inside. The Milky Way Galaxy is moving. The sun is moving at 300 mph. Earth is moving at about 1,000 plus mph. Relative, of course to the rest of the universe. What most people don't realize is that everything is just moving around me. The sun orbits Earth at 1,000 plus mph, and the earth moves around me at 1,000 mph as well. The Milky Way Galaxy moves around the sun at 300 mph. The universe moves around the Milky Way Galaxy at whatever speed it does. I am the center.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Another One

Been talking to the women folk, and one of two specific thought that I had stopped liking her, and the other told me she thought of me as a brother type. Sticky situations, but they came out okay.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Woo hoo!

Concerts are amazing. Sometimes, they exceed amazing, and become epic. They normally only exceed amazing and reach epic when you are playing in the concert, or when you get a standing ovation, or when you feel a song deserves a standing ovation. I got a standing ovation. It was epic. If you want to comment and tell me what you think is epic, go ahead. In fact, please do. Some of my favorite epic things are swords, fire, breakfast cereal, Looney Toons, longboards, and duct tape.